Phlebbo the Lebo, silly bugger
Had a skinful with dinner at the Portsea pub
After dry July.
He hit the rip
Waved a bit, and that was it. A fortnight later
They found half of him near Gunamatta, and the rest
Somewhere near Dromana.
Look, I don’t wanna nag,
But if they’re breaking big and the wind’s offshore
Think of Phlebbo and Hazza, and swim between the flags.